Where’s My Garage Gone ?
What do you call a garage
that has no walls, no door, no roof?
It’s called the ‘road outside your house’,
and if you use it you are saving a lot of money.
Many roads are not worth driving down;
they should all be made ‘one-way’.
Half the road is then for ‘movers’,
the rest for parkers who should pay!
Notes by the author
Roads are too expensive to use as car parks and garages. More one-way streets should be configured and ‘central’ road markings should be painted central to the traffic flow.