Rudolph Takes Santa For A Ride
When Santa came to Wigan,
he could not park his laden sled.
So he guided Rudolph to Bolton,
and made his presents felt there instead.
He comes but once a year
with a smile upon his face.
His happiness spreads out to all
as he goes from place to place.
But when Santa came to Wigan
he was in for a nasty shock.
Rudolph bumped into the Pier
and they went to the nick for the knock
Notes by the author
A bit of frustration here, at having to pay for parking and a Council which complains that too many people now shop out of town. Also an opportunity to mention the pier.